They're always there to buy me a drink They're always there to drive me home But their hand always kind of slips From my shoulders down to my tits! Ghouls, they keep me company It's like I'm the wife of Halloween Hey! It's a horror movie theme Hell I know... They always wants to see monster movies So they can hold me when they think I get scared They are surprised when I'm not turned on By their fantasies about how it's done